Johnny's Thesis: "The Futility of Modern Existence"

Welcome, dear reader, to the magnum opus of yours truly, Johnny. As a renowned thought leader and sartorially-challenged scribe, I have spent years pouring over the existential crises of our time.

In this seminal work, I explore the abyss of purposelessness that lies at the heart of our postmodern existence. It's a journey that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality, or at least the color palette I've chosen for this website.

Chapter 1: The Meaninglessness of it All

Chapter 2: The Illusion of Choice

Chapter 3: The Futility of Modern Entertainment

And so, dear reader, I invite you to join me on this journey into the heart of madness.

Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, you can simply click here to return to the safety of our bland, consumerist existence.