Welcome to Johnny's Sock Denial, where our team's collective sock drawer is a battleground of missing socks. It's a mystery that has baffled the greatest minds for centuries, and we're no exception.
Our resident sock whisperer, Johnny, has dedicated his life to solving the enigma of the missing socks. His methods are unorthodox, but his results are... well, let's just say he's still searching.
If you're as fascinated by the Sock Denial as we are, why not explore our Sock Denial Theory page to learn more about the intricate science behind the phenomenon?
Or, if you're just here for the memes, check out our Sock Memes page, where we've collected the most epic of Sock Denial jokes.
And if you're feeling generous, donate to our Sock Denial Research Fund, and help us get one step closer to solving the great Sock Enigma.