Johnny's Physics Fiasco: The Story of a Man Who Tried Too Hard
By John Smith, Chief Fiasco Officer
Warning: The following content contains excessive use of physics and possibly hazardous levels of excitement.
Johnny's Physics Fiasco was a legendary tale of a man who took the scientific method a bit too far. Born with an insatiable thirst for knowledge, Johnny spent his days studying the intricacies of the universe, often to the detriment of his social skills.
His friends would say, "Johnny, you're so smart, but you're also so... intense." To which Johnny would reply, "Intensity is the new intimacy!"