As I, Johnny, sat in my cubicle, staring at the fluorescent lights above, I realized that the true meaning of life was not, as my colleagues would claim, "to be productive and efficient." No, the meaning of life was to find the most creative ways to waste time.
Chapter 5 of my magnum opus, "The Inefficiency of Inefficiency," delves into the intricacies of procrastination, the beauty of aimlessness, and the thrill of multitasking (or, rather, the illusion of it).
Read on for more on the art of doing nothing.