The Johnson Team: Award-Winning Prodigies

Meet the team that's taking over the world, one award at a time.

Awards:

• Golden Toaster Award for Most Likely to Burn the Office Coffee Machine

  This award is a testament to [John's] unparalleled ability to burn the office coffee machine to a crisp. We're not proud, but we are impressed.

  Learn more about the Burned Coffee Machine Incident

• The "Most Creative Excuse for Not Doing Work" Award

  Given to [John] for his innovative approach to procrastination.

  Read about [John]'s award-winning excuses

• The "Most Likely to Accidentally Set Off the Fire Alarm" Award

  Awarded to [John] for his impressive record of setting off the fire alarm at least 5 times a week.

  Learn about the time [John] set off the fire alarm while microwaving a burrito

And this is just the beginning. Stay tuned for more updates on our team's award-winning accomplishments.