Meet the team that's taking over the world, one award at a time.
This award is a testament to [John's] unparalleled ability to burn the office coffee machine to a crisp. We're not proud, but we are impressed.
Learn more about the Burned Coffee Machine IncidentGiven to [John] for his innovative approach to procrastination.
Read about [John]'s award-winning excusesAwarded to [John] for his impressive record of setting off the fire alarm at least 5 times a week.
Learn about the time [John] set off the fire alarm while microwaving a burritoAnd this is just the beginning. Stay tuned for more updates on our team's award-winning accomplishments.