Lady Lassie's Lair is a place where the absurd and the bizarre come to play. Our team of experts in the field of utter uselessness has been working tirelessly to bring you the most bewildering experience on the internet.
Lady Lassie
Lady Lassie, our fearless leader, is a master of the obscure and the unknown. She has spent years studying the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.
Binky the Bureaucrat
Binky is our resident expert in the field of unnecessary paperwork and bureaucratic red tape. He's the one who makes sure that every form is filled out in triplicate and that every meeting runs late.
Professor Punsley
Professor Punsley is our team's resident expert in the field of terrible puns and wordplay. He's the one who comes up with the most creative excuses for why the project is delayed yet again.