THE MANIFESTO OF JOHN THE GREAT

As the undisputed sultan of this domain, I, John the Great, issue the following edict:

• Article 1: All users shall be forced to read this manifesto at least thrice daily.
• Article 2: The use of Comic Sans will be mandatory for all font-related endeavors.
• Article 3: The color #f2d3f5 shall be the sole background color of this site.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Loss of cookie privileges
• Forced viewing of elevator music
• Randomized reassignment to a subpage with a 50% chance of being stuck in infinite loops