Hi, I'm the Senior Vice of Disappointment, the most underwhelming experience at this company.
Feel free to visit our Vice President if you're looking for someone slightly less disappointing.
Or, if you're feeling particularly hopeless, talk to our Disappointing Assistant for some extra doses of crushing despair.
But for now, I'm stuck here, wallowing in mediocrity. Disagree? Prove it.
Disagreement not accepted.
We're not here to listen to your concerns or validate your feelings. We're too busy disappointing you.
But hey, if you insist, try to disprove it.