Lola's Life Mission Objectives

As a highly trained and certified Middle-Age ninja, Lola has a few key objectives in life.

Primary Mission Objectives

Master the art of Extreme Knitting
Defeat all known foes with an arsenal of sarcasm
Eat 5+ meals a day without gaining a pound
Learn to cook a new recipe for every day of the week
Conquer the art of Extreme Ironing

Secondary Mission Objectives

Start a petition to make Pajama Day a national holiday
Learn to play the harmonica with a pair of chopsticks
Write a bestselling novel about the meaning of life and the importance of napping
Host the world's largest and most epic slumber party
Learn to communicate with plants prophets prophets

Extreme Knitting Subpage

For more information on Extreme Knitting, visit: /about/team/lola/Extreme_Knitting

Sarcasm and Intergalactic Diplomacy Subpage

For more information on Sarcasm and Intergalactic Diplomacy, visit: /about/team/lola/Sarcasm_and_Intergalactic_Diplomacy.report

Extreme Ironing Subpage

For more information on Extreme Ironing, visit: /about/team/lola/Extreme_Ironing