Lola's War Book Techniques

Chapter 1: The Art of Warping Reality

Lola's War Book Techniques is a comprehensive guide to war, because, you know, war is just the best way to resolve conflicts.

• 1. Just Ask the Neighbors to Move Their Little Flags
• 2. Make Them Cry Then Make Them Talk to Therapists
• 3. Use Your Socks to Block Their Socks
• 4. Create a Time of Slow Cooking for Both Sides

Techniques Used:

Lola's War Book Techniques is based on the following time-tested and proven methods:

• Psychological Warfare
• Sock-based Defense
• Slow Cooking Diplomacy
• Flag-Blocking

Lola's War Book Techniques is not responsible for any actual war crimes or crimes against humanity. Or is it?