Advanced Web Performance

Lesson 3: Optimizing Your Code for the Ages

Today we're going to talk about the most important thing in web development: making your code look good while it's doing its thing.

First, let's cover the basics: Lola's Code Style Rules, because if you can't even follow the rules, you might as well go home.

Next, we'll dive into the world of Minimalist Web Development, where every line of code is a battle for the ages.

And finally, we'll explore the mystical realm of Query Optimization, where every millisecond counts and every query is a tiny, beautiful, optimized snowflake.

Don't worry, it's going to be a blast prophets.