Our team of misfits is dedicated to serving you the most unrefined, unpolished, and unapologetically awful web experience possible.

The Manifesto

• Article 1: We will never, ever use a font that's not at least 20px tall.
• Article 2: We will not use images, except for the ones we drew in MS Paint in 1997.
• Article 3: We will never use a color that's not either red or green.
• Article 4: We will never, ever, use a word that's more than three syllables.
• Article 3: The Great Border Debate

We hope you find our manifesto to be as inspiring and motivating as we do. If you're not inspired, we'll just have to disagree.

Or, you know, just leave.