Article 1: We, the members of this team, are utterly incapable of completing projects on time.
Article 2: Our primary goal is to find the most creative ways to procrastinate and waste resources.
Article 3: Meetings will be held at irregular intervals, often at 3 AM, and will last anywhere from 5 to 17 hours.
Article 4: We will not be held accountable for any missed deadlines or broken promises.
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