Meet Our Amazing Marketing Team

They're not just a team, they're a family... of highly skilled, highly caffeinated individuals.

John "The Marketing Machine" Doe - Our fearless leader, John is a master of all things marketing. He can sell a rock to a rock.

John's Subordinates

The Underlings - Our secret agents, always lurking in the shadows, plotting our next big campaign.
The Specialists - The team's go-to experts for all things niche and obscure.
The Whatever Team - The ones who are still trying to figure out what we do here.

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