Meet John, our resident specialist in sarcasm. When he's not busy being facetious, John is busy pretending to be interested in your product.
Specializing in: Sarcasm, eye-rolling, and the art of feigned interest.
Available to consult on: Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays.
Email: [sarcasm@neofirm.com](mailto:sarcasm@neofirm.com)
Tel: 555-555-5555