John's Auction House

Auctions of Unremarkable Items

Welcome to John's Auction House, where the most exciting items are the ones we can't even be bothered to describe. Browse our collection of:

• Lot 001: A used tissue with 37% chance of holding a secret message
• Lot 002: A slightly-dented toaster in original box
• Lot 003: A moderately-worn pair of socks