Lot 003: The World's Most Overpriced, Unremarkable Object

Up for grabs: A plain white wall with 17 screws in it.

Condition: Used, slightly scratched, and utterly forgettable.

Price: 100,000 credits. A STEAL!

Buyer Beware: This wall has been known to cause existential dread in some individuals.

Other items from this collection:

• Lot 001: A used tissue with 47% of the original lint remaining
• Lot 002: A slightly-dented can of generic cola
• Lot 004: A VHS player that still works, somehow