Marty is a connoisseur of the finest coffee beans, but only if they're grown in the Swiss Alps.
Our team:
Marty's Snobbery is a bastion of refined taste, where the common folk come to mock the pretentious coffee snobs who insist on paying $5 for a cup of coffee.
Our coffee is served with a side of condescension and a sprinkle of disdain for the unwashed masses.