The Unrelenting Mudders

Bertie the Unyielding

Bertie's expertise is unparalleled in the field of mud management. His unwavering dedication to all things muddy has earned him the title of Supreme Mud King.

Luna the Luminous

Luna's unorthodox approach to mud application has led to breakthroughs in mud-based art and music. Her work has been showcased in galleries and festivals across the land.

Gnorm the Great

Gnorm's mastery of mud manipulation has allowed him to create structures of unparalleled complexity and stability. His mud-sculpted masterpieces adorn the walls of our headquarters.
Meet the Mega-Mud Team Read Our Muddy Memoirs
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