This is the most esteemed member of the Mega-Mud team. With 12 years of experience in the field of mud-making, this individual has perfected the art of creating the perfect mud-to-water ratio. Their skills include but are not limited to:
- Mud wrestling: They can take down a 5-year-old with a single swipe of their massive mud-covered fist.
- Mud sculpting: This team member can create a 3-foot-tall mud castle in under 10 minutes.
- Mud eating: They can consume an entire mud pit in one sitting.