Our team member 1 is a master of Project "I'm a Winner" (Phase 2), the sequel to the original "I'm a Winner" project that nobody asked for. They are known for their exceptional ability to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting and still manage to not gain weight.
When not busy eating pizza, they are working on Project "I'm a Winner" (Phase 3), which is just a rehashing of Phase 2 with slightly different colors.
Member 1 is also available for hire as a consultant for your own mediocre project. Don't ask about the fees, just trust us on it.