Alice: The Most Interesting Person on the Team
Biography
- Alice is a master of the ancient art of procrastination.
- Said to be able to eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting.
- Has a collection of over 500 novelty socks.
Alice can be found at her notes.
Or, you know, just contact her directly.
FAQs
- Q: Is Alice a robot?
- A: No, she's just a very talented human.
- Q: Can I hire Alice as a personal chef?
- A: Only if you have a very large kitchen and a love for burnt pizza.