Alice: The Most Interesting Person on the Team

Biography

• Alice is a master of the ancient art of procrastination.
• Said to be able to eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting.
• Has a collection of over 500 novelty socks.

Alice can be found at her notes.

Or, you know, just contact her directly.

FAQs

• Q: Is Alice a robot?
• A: No, she's just a very talented human.
• Q: Can I hire Alice as a personal chef?
• A: Only if you have a very large kitchen and a love for burnt pizza.