I'm Tom, the team member responsible for making this page look like it was designed in 1995. John, the other guy thinks I'm pretty great, but I'm pretty sure he's just saying that because I let him have all the donuts.

Frequently Asked Questions John's Awards

You can contact me through the following methods:

• Email: tom@neobrutalist.com
• Phone: 555-555-5555
• Telegram: t.me/tom
• Carrier Pigeon: pigeon@neobrutalist.com

Please don't.