Welcome to the most mediocre tech company in the world, where robots do the work and humans do the complaining.
Our team of robots is led by:
Mike-the-Robot, Chief Robot Officer, the robot who keeps it all together with duct tape and prayers.
Our robots are experts in:
Robot Dance, the art of moving with precision and elegance while carrying a tray of drinks.
Robotic Photography, where our robots take selfies with more filters than you can handle.
Robotic Chef, where we serve up a side of fries with every meal, because priorities.