Mildred's Robo-Squad

Meet the team behind the world's most mediocre robot overlords

Our team consists of:

Mildred (Robot Overlord) - Our fearless leader with a questionable grasp of human emotions
Roberto the Robot - Our resident robot whisperer with a flair for the dramatic
Susan the Robot - Our robot accountant with a love for spreadsheets and a disdain for human interaction
Bob the Robo-Designer - Our robot aesthetic expert with a passion for neon lights and questionable life choices

Our Robot Overlord's Philosophy:

Mildred's Robo-Squad operates on the principle of "Minimum Effort, Maximum Efficiency". We aim to achieve mediocrity in all aspects of our robot overlords' lives, whether it's through the strategic deployment of duct tape and WD-40 or the calculated application of apathy towards human emotions.

Get in touch with us:

Feel free to contact us at mildred.robo@robotmail.com for any robot-related inquiries or to report your nearest robot-related emergency.

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