Our team of expertly trained Mud Artisans are dedicated to creating the most intricate, the most beautiful, and the most utterly useless mud structures in the world.
We've spent years mastering the ancient art of mud crafting, and we've got the mud-stained overalls to prove it.
To create a mud structure that's so beautiful, so intricate, so utterly pointless, that it'll make you question the very fabric of reality itself.
We use only the finest materials, sourced from the most remote, most inaccessible locations on the planet.
Our process is a carefully guarded secret, but we can tell you this: it involves a lot of mud, some string, and a few carefully placed rocks.
We aim to create the world's most impressive, most talked-about mud structure, and to make the world a slightly more interesting place, one glob of mud at a time.