Mission Statement:
As the Mud Critic Deputy, I am the last line of defense against the scourge of the sloppy. I patrol the land with an iron fist, a keen eye, and a healthy dose of disdain for those who cannot even be bothered to clean up after themselves.
Stats:
Years of service: 7
Number of mud pits cleaned up: 500+
Number of sloppy citizens reprimanded: 200+