We are the world's greatest experts in all things mud. Our team of highly trained professionals has spent years studying the ancient art of mud manipulation, from the perfect mud-to-water ratio to the subtle nuances of mud-based magic.

Meet Boris the Mud-Master ArchMage , our team lead with over 20 years of experience in mud-based spell-casting.

Our team also includes Squirt the Mud-Sculptor , a master of mud-based art and architecture, and Mud-Maid Ellen , our resident expert in all things mud-based culinary arts.

Want to join the team? Learn more about our mud-mastering opportunities