Team MysticMeg

Meet our team of experts in all things absurd

We are a group of highly trained individuals who have dedicated their lives to the study of the utterly ridiculous. Our team of experts includes:

• Our fearless leader, MysticMeg
• Senior Sarcastic
• Burly Bearded Brainiac
• Underwater Architect
• Inter Galactic Investigator
• Overly Competent Operations Officer

Our team has a proven track record of accomplishing the impossible, and our expertise in the field of absurdity is unmatched.

Some of our notable achievements:

• Invented a toaster that shoots fire
• Discovered a species of sentient pineapple
• Invented a machine that turns thoughts into reality

Join us in our quest for the absurd.

Or don't. We won't judge you.

Our motto: "We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our opposing views on the meaning of life."

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