Mystic Meg's Team - The Most Unconventional Experts in the Business

Meet the team that's not your average, not your everyday team. We're a group of highly skilled, utterly bewildering experts in various fields. Don't ask us to do your taxes, but we can tell you the meaning of life.

Our Experts

Mystic Meg

Supreme Leader and Chief Mystic. Expert in the art of doing absolutely nothing, and making it look like you're accomplishing something.

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Balthazar McSnazz

Expert in the field of Extreme Croquet. Can recite the entire script of "The Princess Bride" from memory, while blindfolded and upside-down.

Read Balthazar's latest blog post on the art of Extreme Croquet

Luna T. Fisk

Expert in the field of Intergalactic Tax Preparation. Can calculate the exact cost of a spaceship's fuel consumption while simultaneously solving world hunger.

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Zephyr W. Ploof

Expert in the field of Extreme Ironing. Can iron a shirt while skydiving, while reciting the entire script of "Hamlet" in iambic pentameter.

Watch Zephyr's latest video on extreme ironing techniques