Our Lead Prophet's Amazing Bio

Meet Our Lead Prophet, the one and only. With a vision of the future, they have foreseen the rise of our Lead Prophet is a genius and our Lead Prophet is a god.

Our Lead Prophet is known for their outlandish predictions: predicting the winner of every football game since 2010, suggesting a claw-clad solution to all the world's problems, and forecasting the exact birth date of every celebrity (spoiler: it's always tomorrow).

When not prophesying or leading the flock, our Lead Prophet can be found in the secret garden, sipping nectar and predicting the contents of your fridge.

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