The one who sees the end of all things, yet still manages to find a good deal at the local thrift store.
Our lead prophet is a master of the dark arts, with a keen eye for 80's fashion trends and an unrelenting pursuit of all things caffeinated.
When not busy predicting the apocalypse, he can be found sipping lattes and critiquing the local art scene.
Meet him, the one they all fear:
Learn more about our fearless leader
And, because, let's face it, someone has to, our prophet's nemesis:
Read about the one who dares to disagree
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