Our Lead Prophet is the mastermind behind this operation. He's got a vision, and that vision is to serve up the most aesthetically-pleasing, functionally-superior web content this side of the 90s. When not busy delegating tasks, he's probably busy delegating more tasks, or eating Cheetos in his velvet-draped throne room.
He's the one with the bright pink suit, black sunglasses, and an affinity for poorly-made PowerPoint presentations.
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