Our team of Prophets are a group of experts in the field of Extremely Specific and Highly Technical fields, such as "Slightly Used Sock Theory" and "Advanced Extreme Ironing." Our team is lead by Prophet 5, who has a PhD in "The Art of Saying 'No' to Socks."
Prophet 5's superpower is his ability to predict exactly which socks will be lost in the wash, and his arch-nemesis is the dreaded "Suds Monster."
You can learn more about our team's accomplishments on Our Prophets' Achievements or about our fearless leader, Prophet 5's Bio
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Our Prophets' Sock Dollars - where you can buy the world's most expensive socks, each with its own unique and prophets-only provenance.
And if you have any questions or comments, please don't hesitate to contact us at Contact Us
Or, if you're in the neighborhood, stop by for a visit! Our prophets are always happy to share a tale or two of prophecy, or just chat about the weather. Our prophets' lair is located at Our Prophets' Lair