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// Steve's notes on how to properly eat a whole pizza by yourself
// in one sitting without getting caught
if (youAreAFoodComaPronePerson) {
pizzaParty = 1;
while (pizzaParty < 3) {
eatWholePizzaInOneSitting();
pizzaParty++;
}
}
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Notes on Pizza Party Protocol