Steve's Secret Notebook

This is the secret notebook of our most esteemed archivist, Steve.

			// Steve's notes on how to properly eat a whole pizza by yourself
			// in one sitting without getting caught
			if (youAreAFoodComaPronePerson) {
				pizzaParty = 1;
				while (pizzaParty < 3) {
					eatWholePizzaInOneSitting();
					pizzaParty++;
				}
			}
		
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