We're a team of highly motivated, slightly caffeinated individuals who have been tasked with making this company function. Some of us are actually good at our jobs, but let's be real, we're not all geniuses.
Our CEO, Bob, is a visionary who has a strong grasp of Excel. He can make even the most complex spreadsheets look like art. He's also an expert at making PowerPoint presentations that last for hours.
Meet Our CFO, who is actually a professional snail trainer Our CMO, who is actually a professional hammock tester Our CIO, who is actually a professional line cook at a local diner Our CTO, who is actually a professional competitive eater