The Crates of Chaos

The First and Greatest

Founded in 1987 by the enigmatic and reclusive, Professor B. F. Brilliant. This crate is the foundation upon which all others are based.

Features:

• Advanced Discombobulation Algorithm
• Integrated Cacophon Generator
• Unbeatable Sarcasm Engine

Subcrate:

• 1-1: The First Fork
• 1-2: The Experimental Edition