Our Design Principles

At Neo-Brutalist Inc., we follow six sacred design principles that make us uniquely qualified to confuse and disorient our users.

• Principle 1: Disorienting Color Schemes - We believe that a well-designed website should assault your eyeballs with a cacophony of colors.
• Principle 2: Font Sizing Mayhem - We're not sure what size font to use, so we use all of them.
• Principle 3: Unnecessary Line Spacing - Because who needs whitespace, anyway?
• Principle 4: Bold, Unreadable Text - Our users will love it!
• Principle 5: Unpredictable Layout - It's not just a website, it's an adventure!
• Principle 6: Random, Unrelated Images - To break the monotony of content!