John's Achievements

Our beloved engineer John spent 3 years developing a machine that could turn off his own alarm clock.

Notable Projects

• Project: "The Infinite To-Do List" - A web application that generates an endless list of tasks that never get done.
• Project: "The Automated Sock Matcher" - A system that pairs John's socks with his pants, because who needs human intuition?
• Project: "The Coffee Machine" - A coffee machine that brews coffee at precisely 6:00 AM, every day, without fail.

John's colleagues have been known to say that he's the most productive member of the team, mainly because he's always on break.

View John's Resume here