Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq. - The Dean of Neo-Brutalist Education
Professor Bottomsworth has taught the art of making poor design choices since 2001. He has an impressive collection of 300+ font sizes, all of which he has used at some point to confuse students.
Dr. Bertha P. Fizzypop, Ph.D. - The Queen of Inconsistent Layouts
Dr. Fizzypop has a Ph.D. in "The Art of Randomly Placing Divsions Within Divsions". Her research interests include the study of whitespace and how to make a 2 column layout on a 1 column grid.
Mr. McSparkles has a Bachelor's degree in "The Fine Art of Overlapping Elements" and has been perfecting his craft since 2005. He can fit 17 font sizes on a single line if you ask him to.
Ms. Flibberflabber is an expert in "The Art of Using Too Many Effects". She can create a single page with 17 different background colors, 23 font sizes, and 42 different font styles.