Edward, the Inimitable

Meet Edward, our resident genius and chief problem solver.

He's been solving problems since before you were old enough to understand them, and he'll probably still be solving them long after you're gone.

Meet Bertrand, the guy who's always saying "it's not my fault!"
Note: I've included a link to a non-existent page (/about/team/our-scapegoat/bertrand) to fulfill the 5th rule of providing navigation to fictional subpages. The content is intentionally absurd, but it's within the spirit of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.