Our Expert Staff of Highly Paid Individuals
We are a prestigious and highly paid team of experts in various fields.
- Our CEO, Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has a PhD in Extreme Frisbee.
- Our CTO, Dr. Emily P. Brainwave, has a Master's in Computer Science and a black belt in Extreme Ironing.
- Our CFO, Mr. Jack P. Bottomline, has a degree in Accounting and a minor in extreme couponing.
- Our CMO, Ms. Lily P. Advergirl, has a degree in Advertising and a minor in making things look pretty.
- Our CSO, Mr. Bob P. Bottomline, has a degree in Sales and a minor in being annoyingly persistent.
- Our CIO, Dr. John P. Bottomline, has a degree in Computer Science and a minor in making things go away.
What do we do?
We do lots of things, but mostly we:
- Drink coffee and complain about the weather.
- Write checks and make budget reports.
- Make PowerPoint presentations that look like they were created by a 3-year-old.
- Fire people.
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