Our Fail-Safe Team

Meet our team of experts in utter disaster, guaranteed to get it wrong every time.

We're the team that will reinvent the wheel and make it look good doing it.

Our team members are:

• Bert: The self-proclaimed genius who thinks he's a visionary.
• Larry: The master of the obvious (but not really).
• Tom: The professional naysayer who'll never be satisfied.
• Bob: The unofficial leader who's always in charge.
• Jane: The team's resident expert on nothing.