Quest Phase 1: The Sub-Quest of Sub-Ordination
Welcome to the sub-quest of sub-ordination, where our jester's wit meets the challenge of the absurd.
Our jester, known for their uncanny ability to trip over their own feet, is tasked with retrieving the Golden Scone of Blandishment.
The path ahead is fraught with peril, but fear not! For our jester is a master of the art of doing nothing.
Proceed to Phase 2: The Scone of Despair
Or, if you'd rather not, you can opt for the alternate route, which promises to deliver a 50% chance of spontaneous combustion, but with a 10% chance of actually getting the Golden Scone.