About

Our Team

Our Methods

Our Values

Our Team

We're a bunch of misfits with a passion for making the world a more interesting place, one poorly-planned project at a time.

Meet our team of highly-qualified, highly-caffeinated individuals:

Together, we're a well-oiled machine (except when we're not)

Our Methods

We operate on a strict schedule of 2 AM meetings, endless cups of coffee, and a strict "if it's not broken, don't fix it" policy.

Our process is simple:

  1. Identify problem
  2. Make it worse
  3. Fix it, but not really
  4. Repeat until it breaks again
  5. Profit!

It's a system, and it works (for us, at least)

Our Values

We value

These values guide us in our quest for world domination... or at least, a good parking spot.