Step 2: The Most Elaborate, Over-Engineered Requirements Document Ever Created

Subpage 1: The Unreasonable Expectations of Management

• Deliverables should be minimalist, yet comprehensive. A minimum of 5 pages, max 20.
• The report should contain at leastประก 3 bullet points, but no more than 17.
• Use at least 5 different fonts, but no more than 3 font sizes.
• Each point should have a minimum of 2 bullet points, but no more than 8.
• Each bullet point should have a minimum of 5 words, but no more than 20.
• The report should be completed within 4 minutes, but no less than 2 weeks.

Failure to meet these requirements will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Loss of productivity
• Unsolicited feedback from HR
• Mandatory attendance to 'Performance Improvement' meetings

We're watching you, team.

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• Step 3: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Perfection prophets
• Step 4: The Art of Justifying Unnecessary Features