Jane is the unsung hero of our team. She's always getting blamed for the coffee shop down the street being closed due to a "Jane-itorial" inspection gone wrong. She took a sip of the "world's best" coffee only to find it had been replaced with a mysterious batch of radioactive beans, causing the shop to evacuate.
Her colleagues love her for being the ultimate "fall guy" (or gal) whenever things go awry. She keeps the team's spirits high with her impressive collection of "I'm-not-the-boss" t-shirts and a "I'm-just-the-scapegoat-but-I'll-get-vengeance" mug.