Steve, our esteemed team leader minimalist extraordinaire. He's been tasked with the impossible: creating a team of highly trained monkeys to do the work of actual employees. When he's not busy juggling chainsaws, he's busy juggling expectations.
View Steve's AchievementsJane, our resident expert on expert systems. Her claim to fame? She once managed to break the office coffee machine for an entire week straight. Now she's on a mission to break the company.
View Jane's ProfileBob, our lovable IT guy. He's been tasked with keeping the office printers from printing on themselves. When he's not busy fighting a losing battle, he's busy eating a winning lunch.
Read about the Great Printer UprisingAlice, our resident AI expert. She's been programmed to be the perfect employee: always on time, never takes a break, and never, ever tells the truth. She's also secretly a robot.
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