Meet the associate therapist who's been trained on a strict regimen of existential dread and crippling self-doubt.
Name: Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth
Specialty: Existential crises and crippling self-doubt.
Meet Our Lead TherapistWe offer a variety of methods to make you feel even more lost and alone.
Learn more about our famous Technique 42We're open 24/7, because who needs sleep, anyway?
Monday: 8am-10pm
Tuesday: 9am-11pm
Wednesday: 8am-10pm
Thursday: 9am-12pm
Friday: 8am-10pm
Saturday: 9am-11pm
Sunday: 8am-10pm
We believe that therapy should be a never-ending cycle of self-doubt and despair.
Our motto: 'You'll never be good enough, but we'll take your money.'
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