Our Team of Experts | Our Philosophy

We're a team of highly qualified, slightly unhinged experts in the field of existential dread.

Our philosophy is simple: the world is a meaningless, godless, abyssal void, and we're here to help you cope with it.

Meet Our Experts:

Dr. Bob: The resident existential crisis specialist

Philosophy Pat: The woman who will make you question everything

Tech Tim: The guy who will make you wonder if the apocalypse is near

Psych Pam: The expert in all things weird and wonderful

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